Never try to out stubborn a cat

“Never try to out-stubborn a cat” -Robert A. Heinlein, Time enough for love

This song is for you if you are a cat:

Never try to out stubborn a cat- an original poem

Never try to out-stubborn a cat

It’s much easier to step on a crack,

Break your back,

Then to out stubborn a cat

Never try to out stubborn a cat

It’s much easier to catch a rat,

Hit a ball with the bat,

Than to out-stubborn a cat

Never try to out stubborn a cat

It’s much easier to steal a dog’s mat,

Lick your elbow, wet

Than to out stubborn a cat

Never try to out stubborn a cat

It is much easier to try your luck at poker,

Be the party’s joker,

Than to out stubborn a cat

No indeed,

For if there was one thing that man could not conquer,

It is the determination and curiosity of a cat.

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